Post by Shadowstorm on May 17, 2009 14:18:51 GMT -5
Ok, so if you're like me and you remember that in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it talked about the worst poetry in the universe. Well, I found out that the fictional person who wrote that worst poetry - Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex - is based on a real person - Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, Essex
Here is an example of Paul's real poetry --
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
Here is an example of Paul's real poetry --
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
